Posts Tagged ‘Wrestlemania’

The SmarK Retro Rant for WWF Wrestlemania X-7

Monday, March 16th, 2009

The SmarK Retro Rant for WWF Wrestlemania X-7

- Live from Houston, TX

- Your hosts are Jim Ross & Paul Heyman

- So this is it, the peak of North American wrestling and the point from which you can draw a clear line downwards again, quality-wise. This is the start of the current "Stadium show Wrestlemania" format, as well as the four hour format. After the show myself and many others called it the greatest PPV of all-time, but does it hold up 8 years later? Note for those wondering: This show is coming up on 24/7 next week, but I'd rather watch the unedited DVD version.

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The SmarK 24/7 Rant for WWE Wrestlemania 24

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

 

Oddly enough, I never did an actual rant on this show last year, so with it airing on WWE 24/7 it seems like a good enough time to revisit it.

- Live from Orlando, FL.

- Your hosts are JR, King, Cole, yada yada.

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All-American Wrestling

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

The SmarK 24/7 Rant for All-American Wrestling - March 31 1985

- As a companion to the MSG show from two weeks before the first Wrestlemania, here's the episode of All-American (which begat Primetime Wrestling, which begat Monday Night RAW) that aired the night of Wrestlemania. I bet they're gonna be hyping Wrestlemania.

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The SmarK 24/7 Rant for MSG – March 17 1985

Friday, March 6th, 2009

The SmarK 24/7 Rant for MSG - March 17 1985

So this is of course two weeks before the first ever Wrestlemania, which shows you the kind of drawing power they used to have in MSG.

- Taped from New York.

- Your hosts are Gorilla & Mean Gene.

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Best WM

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Uh oh, WM time means LISTS...

I thought a nifty way to get hyped up for the 25th Wrestlemania by waching the 25 best WM matches for 25 days up 'til the PPV.  What do you think of this list for best WM bouts?
Hulk Hogan and Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff (I)
The Dream Team vs The British Bulldogs (II)
Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat (III)
Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan (V)
Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior (VI)
The Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage (VII)
Roddy Piper vs. Bret Hart (VIII)
Ric Flair vs. Randy Savage (VIII)
Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart (X)
Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels (X)
Diesel vs. Shawn Michaels (XI)
Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels (XII)
Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin (XIII)
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit (XVI)
The Dudley Boyz vs. Edge and Christian vs. The Hardys (XVII)
The Rock vs. Steve Austin (XVII)
The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan (XVIII)
Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar (XVIV)
Triple H vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels (XX)
Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle (XXI)
Money in the Bank 1 (XXI)
Mick Foley vs. Edge (XXII)
Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon (XXII)
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels (XXIII)
Edge vs. The Undertaker (XXIV)

 

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound, I guess.  Your list, although thought-provoking, provides no challenge.  How about picking the best match from each Wrestlemania and watching THOSE?  Here's mine...

1:  The main event, I guess, although I've seen that match way too many times to appreciate it anymore.  I guess it's the best of a middling bunch. 

2:  Everyone's all "Bulldogs-Dream Team" all the times, but I'm like "No way, man, they had way better matches at MSG shows.  Tito & JYD v. The Funks is the true diamond in the rough on this show and it gets better every time I watch it.  Why?  Because Tito fucking owns, man."  That's how I ROLL. 

3:  Obvious pick here. 

4:  Randy Savage v. Greg Valentine wins by default, I'd say. 

5:  Savage v. Hogan by default. 

6:  Clearly Hogan v. Warrior here.

7:  Clearly Savage v. Warrior.

8:  Either way you, it's a daring call.  I prefer Savage v. Flair because I was world's hugest Flair fan at the time and even I was booing him when Mr. Perfect pulled out the ref.  However, Roddy Piper didn't lay down for no one, so it was pretty huge when Bret beat him clean.  Either way is defendable. 

9:  Steiners v. Headshrinkers is a watchable enough match, so's Shawn v. Tatanka, either will do.

10:  No fair picking both classics.  I'm sick of the ladder match so I'm going with Owen v. Bret.

11:  Diesel v. Michaels is a pretty clear choice here.

12:  Another easy call with the Iron Man match, although really I don't ever want to watch it again.

13:  Again, Bret-Austin is an easy choice, but I'm tired of watching it.

14:  I find Shawn v. Austin to be very fascinating with the mix of Shawn's fake selling and then suddenly VERY REAL selling. 

15:  Rock v. Austin is pretty good for the time.

16:  The triangle ladder match of course stole the show here and is the only match worth remembering.

17:  The Hardyz can jump off all the ladders they want, they can march up and down Times Squares and have a big ladder parade for all I care, but Austin bashing Rock's head in with a chair and then pinning him to a giant face pop still gives me chills.

18:  I'm gonna go off the beaten path and say Undertaker v. Flair here.  My opinions of Rock v. Hogan vary too much to call it the best match of the show. 

19:  Actually kind of a hell of a show.  If Brock hits the shooting star press, then yeah, but fuck him because I'm going with Rock v. Austin again. 

20:  I'm going with Eddie v. Angle instead of the other contender, for obvious reasons.

21:  God, I barely remember this show.  But I DO remember the movie theater going nuts for Shawn Michaels tapping to Kurt Angle, so there you go. 

22:  Foley v. Edge stands out as the best of an off-year, although now we're getting into the point where I can hardly remember these shows.

23:  I've long since come to grips with the fact that I loved Batista v. Undertaker much more than Cena v. Michaels, so we'll go with that one.

24:  Edge v. Undertaker I guess, although it kind of got overshadowed by Flair's retirement match and doesn't really get the love it deserves in the grand scheme of things.  Luckily they had 18 rematches that year to make up for it.