Posts Tagged ‘Rants’

The SmarK 24/7 Retro Rant for Survivor Series 87

Monday, November 10th, 2008

The SmarK 24/7 Rant for WWF Survivor Series 1987

- Haven't done this one in a good long while, but this is the UNCUT version of the show instead of the 2-hour edited Coliseum version. Plus they've been building up to this show on Primetime Wrestling lately, so it's good to get the payoff coinciding with the buildup for once.

- This was of course the first non-Wrestlemania addition to the WWF's PPV lineup, and an attempt to put the screws to Jim Crockett at that. And it sure as hell worked.

- Live from Richfield, OH.

- Your hosts are Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura. Kind of funny to see all the downtime at the start of the show, with Gorilla & Jesse yakking about the rules and making their entrances, given the fast pace of shows today.

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WWE Cyber Sunday 2008

Monday, October 27th, 2008

The SmarK Rant for WWE Cyber Sunday 2008

- The time is almost upon us, as Dungeon of Death: Chris Benoit and the Hart Family Curse comes out this week, and you can get your copy from Amazon NOW. It's apparently already shipping from Chapters as well if you're Canadian, and will be shipping next week for those buying it in the UK. You can also pick it up at all the major bookstores. I might be selling autographed copies as well if there's enough interest. I'm also available for radio show appearances and interviews.

- Live from Phoenix, AZ.

- Your hosts are Michael, Jim, Tazz, King, Matt and Todd.

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Ranting on RAW

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Scott after watching Raw last night I feel I have to get something off my chest.  Feel free to throw this on the blog if you'd like.  I think it may stir up some discussion.
I don't quite feel worthy to rant here, because after all you are the founder of Rantsylvania, the Netcop (wait can I still say that?), the showstopper, main event, and best there ever will be, brother.  But for the love of Hellwig, what in the holy flying PIGSHIT is going on with the WWE these days?
Fucking BATISTA as the #1 FACE?  No, seriously?  REALLY?
Batista is NOT LIKEABLE.  He receives face reactions, and he is portrayed as a face, yes.  But what about him is actually likeable, nay - good? 
He doesn't take his opponents seriously.  (Keeping in mind I'm speaking in the context of whatever is left of kayfabe)  Every FUCKING TIME he is on screen doing a promo against a heel, we have to deal with his shit-eating laugh before EVERY DAMN RESPONSE.  I"m reminded of when Mick Foley said that if you treat your opponent like a joke, and you win, what have you accomplished?  All you beat was a joke.  If you lose, then YOU look like the joke.  If Batista loses to Jericho at Cyber Sunday, what the FUCK grounds would he even have to stand on in asking for any type of title match anymore? 
What makes it worse is that Jericho, despite playing a prickish character, is mostly right and justified in everything he says.  He may not say it nicely but he's not really inaccurate.  He is made to have to overcome odds every week and get screwed around with by Adamle despite his claim being true (AGAIN THIS IS WITHIN KAYFABE) - he IS the champion and he IS The most valuable asset on the roster.
Jericho, the supposed villainous heel champion, gets to job by DQ to Mark Henry, and then Kane's foot, while Batista goes over them + Regal in mere seconds?  REALLY?  This is supposed to make people want to see Jericho lose on Sunday?  Him LOSING twice while his FACE opponent gets to go over strong?  Isn't this backwards?  Shouldn't Jericho be looking like the total bastard, cheating, lying piece of shit and screwing Batista at every possible turn in order to build heat on this feud?  Remember how fucking well HHH pulled it off in 2000?  It's because he was SUCH an asshole that people WANTED TO SEE HIM LOSE.  Why do we need to see Jericho lose; why would we want to?  He's already treated like a joke by his opponent, and jobbed twice on Raw in one day.  The GM fucks with him under false pretenses.  Shouldn't this kind of shit be happening to faces? 
I am convinced, 100% convinced, that if they were to keep up this same pattern of the course of six more months (maybe less), that Jericho and Batista would switch crowd reactions.  If this keeps up, Jericho is going to look more and more like the disrespected, sympathetic chamption with the odds against him, while Batista is going to come off as a greedy, bullying, irreverent choker.
Am I completely nuts or do I have some kind of point here?

 

Well I don't watch the show so obviously my opinion on the subject is limited, but I'll certainly throw this one out to the floor for discussion.

Life and Times of Mr. Perfect

Monday, October 20th, 2008

The SmarK DVD Rant for the Life And Times of Mr. Perfect

Once again, as with the Flair set, an assist from Charlie Reneke allows me to skip to the matches.

The Life & Times of Mr. Perfect

Review by Charlie Reneke

Despite advertising on the box, the documentary only is 1 hour 15 minutes, not 90 minutes.

-We open with the "In Memory of Mr. Perfect" still from shortly after his death.

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The SmarK DVD Rant for Ric Flair: The Definitive Collection

Friday, October 10th, 2008

The SmarK DVD Rant for Ric Flair: The Definitive Collection

Charlie Reneke writes…

"I get the impression that you're not big on writing up recaps for the feature part of wrestling DVDs, so I figured if you wanted, I had already wrote the recap for the new Flair set and if you want to use it, feel free to do so and add your match reviews or your own thoughts on the DVD or whatever. Personally, I didn't like it myself. I think the better Flair documentary is the Horsemen one which covered all the bases already. But the ten matches they gave us are pretty good. Either way, enjoy."

Thanks Charlie. Indeed I'm not big on the documentary recaps, so I'll use yours and do the matches on discs two and three myself. 

 

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The SmarK Rant for WWE No Mercy 2008

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

The SmarK Rant for WWE No Mercy 2008

- Live from Portland, OR

- Your hosts are Todd Grisham, Tazz, JR, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler…as the Beaver.

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Summerslam ‘98 Tandem Rant

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

I don't think this ever got posted because I assumed Michael would post it to the Pulse and then I forgot about it.  Anyway, here's Summerslam '98 redone by me (or at least half of it) and Mr. Fitzgerald for kicks. 

Tandem Rant for Summerslam 98

- Live from New York, NY.

- Your hosts are JR & King

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Football’s REVENGE

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

So RAW scores a 2.7 because of Monday Night Football, and apparently everyone is panicking again.  However, while I am normally not one to revel in the suffering of the WWE (what?), I think this is pretty karmic, considering the smug and misleading "Did You Know..." segment from a couple of weeks ago where they were bragging about beating a pre-season game as if this was something that happens all the time. 

Get ready for more McMahons, I guess.

The SmarK Rant for WWE Unforgiven 2008

Monday, September 8th, 2008

The SmarK Rant for WWE Unforgiven 2008

- Live from Cleveland, OH.

- Your hosts are everyone and their brother.

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More Hulk Divorce Fun…

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

....Just TRY living in Pinellas County for a day like I do and don't believe you wouldn't get sick of this fucking family.

That being said their (read as Hulk's) assets were made public by the St. Pete Times and Linda's living quite well....a lot better than Hulk.

Meanwhile I'm giving way too much to charity.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/article796297.ece