Michael's RAW Review
August 30, 2010
Boston, Massachusetts - TD GARDEN ARENA
- Show begins with a video showing the history and highlights of Raw from the past 17 years.
Michael's RAW Review
August 30, 2010
Boston, Massachusetts - TD GARDEN ARENA
- Show begins with a video showing the history and highlights of Raw from the past 17 years.
LAST NIGHT, the E throws internet fans into a tizzy by simultaneously reintroducing the legendary Daniel Bryan, whilst also featuring John Cena embarking on yet another Herculean effort to thwart a bunch of guys who are, as of this moment, not as out-and-out reviled as he is. (more...)
The SmarK DVD Rant for WWE Fatal 4-Way 2010
I should point out that the cover of the DVD is one giant spoiler, in case you're going in not wanting to know who wins the title matches. Not having sampled any of the WWE DVD releases in the HD era yet, I'm relieved to see that they look fabulous and finally take full advantage of DVD's audio capabilities by offering true 5.1 surround like on the original HD broadcasts.
Live from Long Island, NY.
Your hosts are Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler & Matt Striker
WWE Over the Limit
-May 23, 2010
-From Detroit, MI
-Your announcers are Michael Cole, Matt Striker and a Shell of Jerry Lawler's Former Self
MICHAEL'S RAW REVIEW - EPISODE 2
MAY 17, 2010
TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA
- Tonight's RAW is commercial free. Should be a little more entertaining to watch with matches going a little longer. I know I will appreciate that. As for Sacrifice, looks like a bunch of unanswered questions for Thursday night. Why advertise Sting vs. Jarrett, build it up, waste time on TV, and then can't deliver when you know Sting has been injured for a month??!?!? Blackhawks 1, Sharks 0. I love it. Cue the opening video.
Figured I’d post this before I get a bunch of people e-mailing me. New Undertaker DVD! And holy cow does this look shitty! Multiple matches against Big Show, TWO matches against King Daddy Viscera, the abomination with the Dudley Boyz, HEIDENREICH, Great Khali…I guess I have to review this one to satisfy you sadistic fuckers.
Here is the synopsis for WWE's upcoming DVD set on Undertaker, Undertaker's Deadliest. This title is scheduled for release on Tuesday, Jun. 8.
He’s the most ominous presence in the history of Sports Entertainment, known for his remarkable WrestleMania streak and taking the souls of scores of superstars. Now the Undertaker’s most dangerous conflicts are collected in one 3-disc DVD set, Undertaker’s Deadliest Matches. This set includes Casket Matches, Buried Alive Matches, Hell in a Cell, Last Ride Matches, Body Bag Matches, Boiler Room Brawls, Concrete Crypt Matches and numerous other brutal bouts.
Disc 1
“Two Decades of Destruction”
Body Bag Match
Undertaker vs Ultimate Warrior
Madison Square Garden – July 1, 1991
“Custom Made Coffin”
Coffin Match
Undertaker vs Kamala
Survivor Series – November 25, 1992
“Grim Reaper”
Casket Match
Undertaker vs Kama
SummerSlam – August 27, 1995
“Shadow of Death”
Casket Match
Undertaker vs King Mabel
In Your House – December 17, 1995
“Deranged and Sadistic”
Undertaker vs Mankind
King of the Ring – June 23, 1996
“No Boundaries”
Boiler Room Brawl
Undertaker vs Mankind
SummerSlam – August 18, 1996
“Chilling Numbers”
Buried Alive Match
Undertaker vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Rock Bottom – December 13, 1998
“Internal Fires”
Inferno Match
Undertaker vs Kane
Raw – February 22, 1999
Disc 2
“An Imposing Force”
Undertaker vs Big Show
Raw – May 3, 1999
“What Lies Beneath”
WWE Championship Match
Undertaker vs Big Show
Raw – June 4, 1999
“A Long and Complex History”
Concrete Crypt Match
Undertaker vs The Dudley Boys
The Great American Bash – June 27, 2004
“Devils and Wicked Men”
Casket Match
Undertaker vs Heidenreich
Royal Rumble – January 30, 2005
“Like Father, like Son”
1st Ever Handicap Casket Match
Undertaker vs Randy Orton & Cowboy Bob Orton
No Mercy – October 9, 2005
“The Devil’s Playground”
Hell in a Cell
Undertaker vs Randy Orton
Armageddon – December 18, 2005
“Last Judgment”
Last Man Standing Match
Undertaker vs Great Khali
Smackdown – August 18, 2006
Disc 3
“First Blood”
First Blood Match
Undertaker vs Mr Kennedy
Survivor Series – November 26, 2006
“Last Ride”
Last Ride Match
Undertaker vs Mr Kennedy
Armageddon – December 17, 2006
“Powers Lie Within”
Last Man Standing Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Undertaker vs Batista
Backlash – April 29, 2007
“Revenge”
Undertaker vs Big Daddy V
Smackdown – January 25, 2008
“Ring of Fire”
Hell in a Cell
Undertaker vs Edge
SummerSlam – August 17, 2008
“State of Mind”
Steel Cage Match
Undertaker vs Big Show
Smackdown – December 5, 2008
Legacy of the Phenom
MICHAEL'S RAW REVIEW
MAY 10, 2010
PITTSBURGH, PA - THE MELON ARENA
- Well, since there is no Impact tonight, I figured I would do a RAW for fun. Real quick though, how could I not predict what would happen to Chicago last night any better. It was almost like 2009 all over again. I still stand by my prediction: Blackhawks in 6 games. Sorry, Scott, don't take it personal.
Thought this was a well-thought post worthy of discussion, so I’ll just post it here via the inbox without adding much.
I know this has been brought up for debate in numerous threads, but I'm not sure it's been a topic of it's own.
Growing up as a wrestling fan in the late 1980s was a special time for me. Maybe it's because time seems to pass very slowly as a child, but it seems that superstars who seemed to be around FOREVER while I was growing up, really weren't around that long.
Just for clarification, I'm counting a superstar's first big in-ring run with the WWF beginning no earlier than 1985 (exceptions being Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper). Take a look at Ted DiBiase. Even though he wrestled for the WWWF in 1979, I don't consider this run as part of my analysis. Ted DiBiase debuted the "Million Dollar Man" character in late 1987 and his in-ring career was over by mid 1993--a mere 5-1/2 years. I know he stuck around well into 1996 with his Million Dollar Corporation before jumping to WCW, but his in-ring career had long been over.
Other such superstars include:
Bret Hart 1985-1997 (12 years) - Took off 7 months from WrestleMania XII to Survivor Series 1996
Hulk Hogan 1983-1993 (9.5 years) - Took off 1 year from WrestleMania VII to WrestleMania IX
Shawn Michaels 1988-1998 (9.5 years) - Took several short stints off (knee surgery in 1990, 9 thugs in Syracuse, lost smile)
Roddy Piper 1984-1992 (8 years) - Took off 2 years from WrestleMania III to WrestleMania V
Randy Savage 1985-1992 (7.5 years) - Took off 8 months from WrestleMania VII to This Tuesday in Texas
Jake Roberts 1986-1992 (6 years)
Ultimate Warrior 1987-1992 (5 years) - Took off 8 months from SummerSlam '91 to WrestleMania VIII
Mr. Perfect 1988-1993 (5 years) - Took off 1.5 years from SummerSlam '91 to Survivor Series 1992
Big Boss Man 1988-1993 (4.5 years)
Earthquake 1989-1994 (4.5 years)
Ricky Steamboat 1985-1988 (3.5 years)
You get my point, ad nauseum. With the exception of Hart, Hogan and Michaels, most of the biggest names in the company during the late 1980s and early 1990s didn't last more than 8 years in a single stint with WWF. Also, most of the guys with over 5 years in had periods where they were gone for at least 6 months for one reason or another.
However, I look at contemporary WWE programming, WWE's current roster, and when each superstar debuted:
Undertaker - November 1990 (19.5 years) - Took 7 months off in 1994; currently works reduced schedule
Triple H - May 1995 (15 years) - Missed about 14 months due to 2 torn quads
Mark Henry - September 1996 (13.5 years)
Kane - October 1997 (12.5 years)
Edge - June 1998 (12 years) - Most recently missed 5 months during end of 2009 due to injury
Matt Hardy - September 1998 (11.5 years)
Big Show - February 1999 (11 years) - Took a little over a year off around 2007
Chris Jericho - August 1999 (10.5 years) - Took over 2 years off between SummerSlam 2005 and Survivor Series 2007
John Cena - June 2002 (8 years)
Randy Orton - April 2002 (8 years)
Batista - May 2002 (8 years)
Then they wonder why the product has gotten stale. Hell, even Hornswoggle's been with WWE for about 5 years. When you really break it down, it looks like the average of the current roster has spent about 5 more years in their initial big run with the company than their predecessors. I feel this is due to about four major factors: age, exposure, competition, and down time.
AGE: John Cena just turned 33 a couple of days ago. Hulk Hogan was 30.5 when he won his first WWF Championship in 1984. Today's superstars are getting their biggest pushes at younger ages (SEE Swagger, Jack) so that by the time they reach John Cena's age, there is nothing left for them to do . . . even though they could theoretically go another 20+ years. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I could handle another 20 years of Cena!
EXPOSURE: When I was growing up, it was a treat to see a Hulk Hogan interview, let alone watch him wrestle . . . a jobber. There was less original programming every week and only a handful of PPVs per year. John Cena gets at least 15 minutes of air time each week and is expected to sell over 12 PPVs a year. So even though Hulk Hogan lasted from 1983-1993 and John Cena's only been around since June 2002, John Cena has actually been around for 16 "Hogan" years.
COMPETITION: Although I'm not the biggest Jeff Hardy fan, I do have to give him credit as he never seems to overstay his welcome as this is now his second stint in TNA. Back in the late 80s and early 90s, there were viable alternatives to the WWF, such as WCW, AWA, and ECW, among others. Unless TNA stops bringing in WWE rejects that people don't want to see (Nasty Boys, Val Venis, Orlando Jordan, The Band, etc.), TNA will never be real competition.
DOWN TIME: Wrestlers just don't seem to take that much time off anymore. In the old days it wasn't uncommon for a guy to take a year off for one reason or another. These days superstars rush back from injury (SEE Cena, John and Batista, Dave). When Shawn Michaels injured his knee in 1990, Shane Douglas subbed for him in The Rockers, while Michaels recovered. Now, even when a guy gets injured, he's still heavily featured on programming so fans don't FORGET him and he doesn't lose his SPOT. This mentality is flawed. Fans will never forget a good worker (SEE Steamboat, Ricky) and by heavily featuring an injured star, it never really feels like he's gone; so when said star comes back, it doesn't feel as fresh as it could. I do have to take my hat off to Big Show, Chris Jericho, and Rob Van Dam for voluntarily taking extended leaves of absence.
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P.S. - Speaking of Matt Hardy--who has been with WWE for about 12 years, excluding the stint when he was released for whining about Lita on the Internet--why hasn't this guy been PUSHED? You could give a dozen reasons, such as Vince likes big guys, but just about any reason could be countered in comparison with Jeff who was given the keys to the company and jumped to TNA. Matt is bigger than Jeff, has less personal demons, seems more reliable/dedicated, has about equal mic skills, and at times has been just as over, but has never risen above the mid-card. Right now he seems stale, but I feel McMahon missed the boat with him on several occassions. Matt seemed really over in 2003 with the whole Mattitude thing. He also could have been risen to the main event with Edge over the whole Lita thing in 2005. I also remember his feud with MVP in 2007 being really good. The whole thing that got me thinking about this was that I was watching SmackDown this week and saw Drew McIntyre destroy Hardy the same way Edge did at SummerSlam 2005, killing all his heat in the process. I wonder why Matt hasn't ever jumped to TNA because of this treatment.
Here’s a really long and good article from reader, all about getting your push killed through no fault of your own.
Hey Scott, Bill Chase from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada here. Been a fan since I was 4, I'm now 27. Here's something I put together recently, I hope you enjoy.
Lugered, def:
(1) An invented wrestling term, where someone is hyped up so big for a major title win, and then it doesen't happen derailing momentum to epic amounts of failure.
(2) Derived from wrestler, Lex Luger.
(3) Triple H has "Lugered" more people than anyone.
The SmarK Rant for WWE Wrestlemania 26
- Live from Phoenix, AZ
- Your hosts are Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler & Matt Striker