Posts Tagged ‘I Quit’

Michael’s RAW Recap

Monday, May 17th, 2010

MICHAEL'S RAW REVIEW - EPISODE 2
MAY 17, 2010
TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA

-  Tonight's RAW is commercial free.  Should be a little more entertaining to watch with matches going a little longer.  I know I will appreciate that.  As for Sacrifice, looks like a bunch of unanswered questions for Thursday night.  Why advertise Sting vs. Jarrett, build it up, waste time on TV, and then can't deliver when you know Sting has been injured for a month??!?!?   Blackhawks 1, Sharks 0.  I love it.  Cue the opening video.

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Michael’s RAW Recap

Monday, May 10th, 2010

MICHAEL'S RAW REVIEW
MAY 10, 2010
PITTSBURGH, PA - THE MELON ARENA

- Well, since there is no Impact tonight, I figured I would do a RAW for fun.  Real quick though, how could I not predict what would happen to Chicago last night any better.  It was almost like 2009 all over again.   I still stand by my prediction:  Blackhawks in 6 games.  Sorry, Scott, don't take it personal. 

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Michael’s Impact Review

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

MICHAEL'S IMPACT REVIEW #15

APRIL 12, 2010

THE IMPACT ZONE - ORLANDO, FLORIDA

-  Before we get into another rousing edition of Impact, I thought I would share a funny story with you.  I have been on ring crews for WCW, WWE, and ECW at different times in my life.  Back in 2001, during the dying days of WCW, I was setting up the ring for a house show in Columbia, South Carolina.  The funny part of working a WCW event was finding out which WCW jobber would be driving the ring truck to the arena at any given point.  On this particular time it was Pistol Pez Whatley.  Any wrestling fan knows that the WCW ropes were nothing more than steel cables that were wrapped in colored tape and tightened to capacity.  As I was tightening the turnbuckle in a corner, Pistol Pez walks over to me and says, :"Better make sure those ropes are tight, or Kevin Nash will bitch;".  Now this has still had me asking two questions I never got answers for:  a) How much of "hitting the ropes" was Nash doing at that point? and b) Did wrestlers actually have that much pull in the back to where they request how loose or tight the ring is set up?  I'll never know, I guess...Let's cross the line.

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Royal Rumble Repost Countdown: 2002

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

The SmarK Rant for WWF Royal Rumble 2002

- Live from the Underwater City of Atlanta.

- Your hosts are JR & The King.

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Royal Rumble Repost Countdown: 1999

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

The Netcop Retro Rant for Royal Rumble 99

- Live from Anaheim, California, home of Ducks and stuff.

- Your hosts are Michael Cole the Little Goatee-Wearing Bitch and Jerry Lawler.

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Lightning Round

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

A couple of months ago I e-mailed you 10 rapid fire questions, and the readers seemed to enjoy it so here's part two.

Again, the premise is 10 quick questions, answer with the first things that come to mind.

here we go!

1. Of all you books, which is YOUR personal favorite to read? (or i should say write)

2. Best Hogan match ever?

3. Demolition or Road Warriors?

4. Midnights or RocknRolls?

5. Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Casablanca, Raging Bull, Singin in the Rain, Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, Schindler's List, Vertigo, The Wizard of Oz. These are the American Film Institue top 10 movies all time. Agree with the choices? If not what needs to go and what needs inclusion? (i think 2001 DEFINITLY belongs, thats me though)

6. On the best day's of their lives, whose a better worker Bret or Shawn?

7. Isnt wargames the greatest gimmick match ever?

8. If Terry Funk retired in 89 after the I quit with Flair and never had his ECW stint, would we REALLY consider him a legend nowadays or would he be another old timer we barely recognize like Verne Gagne or Lou Thesz?

9. Favorite Sting-Vader match?

10. Ever seen AJ-Joe-Daniels from Unbreakable 05? If so what you think? Meltzer said its ***** and the best 3 way ever (better than WM20 even)

 

1.  Well that’s hardly a fair question.  You can’t make choices like that in a lightning round.

2.  Against Warrior at WM6.

3.  Demolition.  I was never into the Road Warriors.

4.  Midnights.  I’m more specifically a fan of Ricky Morton when it comes to the RNR.

5.  I’d say Godfather part 2 belongs in there, but I haven’t seen them all so it’s not fair to judge the rest.

6.  Shawn.

7.  Yes.  Yes it is.

8.  Funk was a former NWA World champion and a huge star long before he became a crazy old man, so yes, we’d still remember him.  For his WWF stint in the 80s if nothing else.

9.  The one from Starrcade 92.

10.  Yes, it’s definitely *****.  The three-way at WM didn’t happen and was just a dream (along with Backlash) so I don’t have a point of comparison, but hypothetically if that WM main event DID happen it’s still the best because of the bigger match feel.

Raw Recap

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

WWE Raw Recap, August 24, 2009
Live from Las Vegas, Nevada
By Alexander Coleman

-Let's see if Raw is worth recapping. It's the night after SummerSlam, so perhaps they'll turn a new leaf. Or not.

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Cleaning out the mailbox

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Sorry to whoever sent this one in on December 5 of last year, but with Gmail I just tend to leave everything in the inbox and get to it later.  Sometimes much later.

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Backlash QnD

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

I caught Backlash in the theater tonight rather than ordering the PPV, and it ended up being a hell of show, actually.  Full rant to come later in the week, but here’s my initial impressions and ratings:

- Christian d. Jack Swagger to win the ECW title with the Killswitch / Unprettier.  Solid stuff with Swagger doing the Lesnar-ish power matwork for the majority of the match, and Christian being smart enough to time his comebacks properly.  Good finish with both guys pulling off the turnbuckle at the same time, and Swagger missing a charge to set up the Killswitch.  ***1/4 

- Edge and Christian finally had their long-awaiting meeting backstage after Christian wins the title, and this has gotta lead to something, right? 

- Chris Jericho d. Ricky Steamboat with the Walls of Jericho in a match that was pretty good for what it was, but still kind of sad.  I wanted more chops and Steamboat was trying to work a modern match, and it didn’t work as well as he probably would have wanted.  They still managed to get in the skin the cat spot and bodyslam reversal from WM3 (which the announcers totally missed after referencing that match for the whole time), but I don’t think it ended up being quite what they wanted.  I was pretty happy with it, all things considered. **1/2

- Kane d. CM Punk with the chokeslam.  Better than expected, with Punk working the arm in between bumping for Kane, and it had a hot finish with Punk throwing all sorts of kicks and a spinning backfist before Kane caught a high kick and finished him clean.  Since Punk went over on RAW this was the usual expected even-steven booking. 

- Jeff Hardy d. Matt Hardy in the “I Quit” match in another one that was good but not up to the level you’d expect from two brothers.  In particular the finish was really overdone, with Jeff duct-taping Matt to a table and then tying him up with rope before having a family discussion with him.  Matt quit rather than suffer the legdrop off the ladder, but then Jeff did it anyway.  Kind of slow most of the way and focused on fighting for the figure-four and stuff.  ***

- Santina d. Beth Phoenix to defend the Miss Wrestlemania crown in a total trainwreck involving Great Khali and a wacky misunderstanding about an alleged affair between Santina and JR.  Whole lot of stupid time-killer here.

- Randy Orton/Ted Dibiase/Cody Rhodes d. HHH/Shane McMahon/Batista to give Orton the WWE title when Orton pinned HHH after the punt.  This started weird with Orton seemingly abandoning his team to leave them 3-on-2, but once he returned to the match it turned into a hell of a deal, with Shane getting the heat and the crowd going nuts for it.  They went long (about 20 minutes) and built and built to the hot tag, with HHH wanting to control his own destiny, and he ended up getting distracted by Batista wielding a chair and get RKO’d and punted to lose the title.  Great stuff here with Shane rocking the old school tag team finishers, Batista mouthing off at the Legacy (“Don’t worry, you’re next!”) and a super hot crowd.  ****

- Edge d. John Cena by KO to win the World title in the Last Man Standing match.  As good as the six-man was, this topped it with hard work and the usual crazy reactions from Cena crowds.  They kept throwing big moves at each other and neither would go down until it was 20 minutes in and the place is going crazy for them, wondering what it’s going to take to keep someone down.  The answer:  Big Show chokeslamming Cena through a giant spotlight by the ramp.  Yeah, that would do it.  Say what you want about Cena, he brings the goods and fires up crowds. ****1/2

So a definite strong thumbs up, absolutely check out the replay here.

(Edit:  Thinking about a bit, I lowered the six-man a bit and raised the Last Man Standing because I definitely liked the Edge-Cena match better)

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Princess’ SmackDown Rant (4/17)

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

The Princess’ Smackdown Rant for April 17, 2009

NOT Live from Knoxville, Tennessee

Hosted by Jim Ross and Todd Grisham

Yes, I know you’re all shocked that I chose Smackdown over ECW, especially giving my love of a good match over a good speech…that and the desire to get as far away from the fake Russian disaster known as Vladimir Kozlov. Really he’s like Nikita Koloff without the charisma, talent, fan base and cool Communist singlet. Side note, I’ve only watched SmackDown on a handful of occasions because I’m usually doing date night with the King (not Jerry Lawler) or family stuff on Fridays. So most of my updates will happen Saturday morning while father and son are at Little League practice.

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