Posts Tagged ‘David Arquette’

LOW: Heatseekers

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Another round of DVD reviewage from Charlie Reneke...

Since you're not doing this series (and considering Saturday Night's Main Event is on it's way, can't blame you), might as well let you use the rest of the reviews.  By the way, since I know you're a big Owen Hart fan and also an atheist, I advise you to not read my review of Russo/Booker, as hearing Vince Russo's excuse for Over the Edge could make your blood boil at unhealthy levels.  Seriously, pissed me off just writing it down.

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The DVD rant nine years in the making!

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

The SmarK DVD Rant for Ready To Rumble

I think it's only fair that, in the wake of Mickey Rourke's amazing performance in The Wrestler receiving an Oscar nod, we journey back to the last time someone made a serious attempt at a movie about pro wrestling.

Unfortunately, the movie was Ready to Rumble. Starring David Arquette. Years ago someone bought it for me under the assumption that I might want to watch it someday. Well, I figured after nine years of sitting in my collection, I might as well give it a look.

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MoreGames: The Rant Beyond (the previous rant)

Friday, July 18th, 2008

The SmarK 24/7 Rant for Shorties: WarGames II

WarGames '91: Ric Flair, Sid Vicious, Barry Windham & Larry Zbyszko v. Brian Pillman, Sting, Rick Steiner & Scott Steiner.

Pillman’s shoulder is all taped up, due (kayfabe-wise) to a Horsemen attack covered in the pre-match video. Pillman starts with Windham and gets a flying clothesline with the good arm, and uses the roof of the cage for leverage as he takes Windham down with a rana. He chops away in the corner, and headfakes Windham into taking a missile dropkick. He misses a splash, however, but comes back with a low blow. All’s fair in love and Wargames. Barry hits the cage and starts the blood flowing early, so Brian gives him some extra treatment on the cage. Jawbreaker and he bites the cut and hammers it in the corner. Hiptoss and he goes ground and pound, and back into the cage goes Windham. Pillman goes up with a flying clothesline and another jawbreaker, and he tosses Windham into the second ring and into the cage again. Windham is just selling like nuts for Pillman here. Spinkick puts Windham down and Pillman goes to work on the leg, but Windham comes back and slugs it out with him. Windham tries a piledriver, but Pillman reverses and comes off the top with another shot. The first period expires and the heels win the coin toss (duh), so Flair is in next.

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Scott’s Mailbag of DOOM! – July 2 2008

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!   Several people e-mailed me the Mr. Perfect DVD lineup, and it's not terribly exciting.  The Bockwinkel match is a good inclusion, although at 60:00 it eats up a big chunk of the DVD time.  But really, THREE Bret Hart matches?  The Uncensored match was just on 24/7 and it's nothing special.  Still, it's only a two disc set because Hennig isn't the A-list guy, so you can only expect so much here.

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Scott’s Mailbag of Doom – June 9 2008

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Thanks to everyone who's offered their help with designing Dungeonofdeath.com -- I'm still 100% sure what I want the site to look like, but I'll get back to y'all when I do.  If anyone sees any sites they think might look good as a template, let me know so I can stea...investigate them. 

On with the mail!

Question #1!

 

Hey Scott,
Love the blog. I have a couple of questions for you.
Firstly, do you know what happened to your old buddy Rick Scaia and his onlineonslaught website?
Secondly a couple of weeks ago you were asked what your though the best year to be a professional wrestling fan was. My question is what do you think the worst years have been? I'd say 2002 and 2007 but you have followed the buisness for longer then I have and I'd be interested in your opinion.

No clue what happened to Rick and OO.com.  The domain expired a couple of months ago and he kind of disappeared. 

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Summerslam 89

Friday, November 9th, 2007

The SmarK Retro Re-Rant for WWF Summerslam 89

- So I recorded this one off 24/7 months ago and just never got around to redoing it. It's just one I've been wanting to redo because this is the full PPV version and my original rant was on the Coliseum video version. As a reminder, if you want to read ALL of my previous WWF/E rants from 1986-2006, you just need to download the PDF file at http://www.rspwfaq.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wwe-ppv.pdf, and send me $10 via PayPal to skeith@gmail.com for the password.

- Live from Jersey.

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Wrestling Generations

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

An interesting quasi-column e-mailed to me by a reader, so here it is.  I've never thought about the subject in this matter, actually, although everything in wrestling IS cyclical and repeating, so it makes sense.

 

Hey Scott, I've been reading the book "Generations" by
William Strauss and Neil Howe. You've probably heard
of it. Anyways, I decided to take a look wrestling
history and break it down by generations (based on the
birth year of the current champion).

The WWWF/WWF/WWE has basically had 3 generations of
wrestlers:

The SILENT Era (1963-1977)
Bruno Sammartino, Pedro Morales

The BOOM Era (1977-1996)
Billy Graham, Bob Backlund, Hulk Hogan, Andre the
Giant, Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, and
Diesel

The X Era (1996-present)
Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, Steve Austin, The Rock,
Mick Foley, Triple H, The Big Show, Kurt Angle, Chris
Jericho, Brock Lesnar, Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, and
Chris Benoit

The Boom Era started on April 30, 1977 when Boomer
Billy Graham defeated Silent Bruno Sammartino for the
WWWF Title. Two years later, the WWWF became the WWF.
The Boom Era ended on March 31, 1996 when Xer Shawn
Michaels defeated Boomer Bret Hart for the WWF Title.
Six years later, the WWF became the WWE.

The first Xer to hold the WWF title was Undertaker,
who won it from Hulk Hogan on Nov 21, 1991. The last
Boomer to hold the title (besides Vince McMahon and
Hogan's nostalgia run in 2002) was Bret Hart, who lost
the title to Shawn Michaels again on Nov. 9, 1997.
During that six-year period, the main event was
dominated by both aging boomers (Hogan, Flair, Savage,
Bret, Diesel, Sid) and rising Xers (Undertaker,
Yokozuna, Michaels, Austin). This six-year period,
which started with Undertaker striking a death blow to
Hulkamania and ended with Bret's infamous farewell
match in Montreal, also happened to be a transitional
period for the WWF, as Hogan's 80s boom era was over
but Austin's Attitude generation had not yet taken
over.

Just for kicks, I also decided to take a look at the
NWA/WCW title history, which had 5 generations of
wrestlers:

The MISSIONARY Era (1904-1915)
George Hackenschmidt

The LOST Era (1915-1935)
Ed "Strangler" Lewis

The G.I. Era (1935-1966)
Lou Thesz, Pat O'Connor

The SILENT Era (1966-1975)
Dory Funk Jr., Jack Brisco

The BOOM Era (1975-2000)
Terry Funk, Harley Race, Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair,
Sting, Lex Luger, Vader, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage,
DDP, Kevin Nash, and Sid

Two things about the NWA/WCW:

1. Just like the U.S. presidency, the G.I. generation
dominated the NWA for a long time (31 years), while
the Silents had control for only 9 years before the
Boomers (Funk, Race and Rhodes) took over.

2. The Boomer Era never really ended in WCW, and, as
everybody most likely knows, this is one of the main
reasons the company went under. Instead of retiring
when the WWF began shifting to Xers in the mid-90s,
all the Boomers just jumped over to WCW and continued
to dominate the main event for the remainder of the
decade. By the time the ship was obviously sinking in
2000, most of the Boomers had bailed out, but by then
most of the rising Xers had already gone over to WWF
(a situation you've written plenty about). I guess
you could say WCW had a transitional period which
began on July 6, 1998, when Xer Goldberg defeated (who
else?) Hogan, and ended on March 26, 2001 on the last
Monday Nitro. During the company's sad last year of
existence, the title was tossed around between aging
Boomers (Sid, DDP, Flair, Nash) and aging or mediocre
or non-wrestling Xers (Jeff Jarrett, Booker T, Scott
Steiner, Vince Russo, and David Arquette). WCW had
plenty of top-line Xer talent (Austin, Undertaker,
HHH, Foley, Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero), and watched
all of it depart to WWF between 1990 and 2000.

According to Strauss & Howe's theory, there are 4
basic generational types which repeat every cycle (80
or 90 years). Life always seems to be particularly
hard on Reactive generations (the last of which is
Generation X). S&H talk about how first-wave Gen-Xers
were known for having the lowest test scores and
highest crime and drug-use rates of any group in
modern U.S. history. By my count, 23 wrestlers have
wrestled in at least one singles match on a WWE ppv
and died before the age of 50. Of those 23, twelve
were born between 1961 and 1967 (first-wave Xers).

Sorry about the monumental size of this email, but I
thought that this might be interesting to you, even if
none of it is particularly shocking.

Take care.

WWE Magazine’s "History of Champions"

Monday, July 16th, 2007

So I was needing something to read on the plane ride home and I picked up the "History of Champions" as a reference guide to replace my aging PWI Almanacs, and it turned out to be a fairly interesting magazine.  The reasons are as follows:

1)  Because it's a couple of months out of date, it's likely to be the last WWE publication where the name "Chris Benoit" will appear. 

2)  Whereas it's a listing of title changes and lineage and such, there's also a deeper subtext about everything that goes with holding a belt, which is pretty nice to see.  Ric Flair's tips for new champions is pretty funny, like not wearing it as a cumberbund and always making sure to carry it around in a briefcase and stuff.  There's even a quick interview with Joe Marshall, famed creator of WWE belts for years now.

3)  One thing that bugged was the snarky attitude throughout the mag, like the too-hip-for-the-room photo captions which are totally out of context.  Even worse, a section where they totally bury people who "didn't deserve titles", like Maven (what did HE ever do to them?) or the Headbangers.  Sure, David Arquette or Oklahoma deserve the abuse, but geez, you're the ones who pushed the Bangers in the first place, don't go turning on them now. 

4)  More annoying still was the selective inclusion of NWA lineages.  The US and Cruiserweight titles retain the full WCW/NWA title listing in their respective sections, for example, but another section about "people who never held WWE gold" includes Dusty Rhodes and Lex Luger, who are listed as former US champions in that section!  Can't have it both ways, guys. 

Anyway, critiques aside, it's a very entertaining and fun magazine for title geeks or those who need a reference guide while writing rants, like myself.  Check it out while you can.

Worst Promotional Moves in History

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

Thought this might be a good discussion for your blog.  After a few weeks of gathering data, I've ranked the worst promotional moves in wrestling history.  As the only website I'm affiliated with does not post columns or opinions, I'm trying to find an audience.  Here you go.

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Moments that ended WCW

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

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Hey Scott,
 
I have a question I wanted to pose to you. I was wondering if you could narrow the demise of WCW down to about five moments or events that pretty much said that the company was heading into the toilet. I know you've mentioned Kevin Nash going over Wrath on Nitro before, and I think that is a valid point because it showed that Nash was willing to put himself over anyone and everyone even though he wasn't very over, but I was wondering what some other moments are. I apologize ahead of time if you've covered this before.
 
I wanted to share my five reasons with you just for the hell of it (in no particular order):
 
1) The Fingerpoke of Doom - Kevin Nash goes over the #1 commodity in the company (Goldberg), then basically gives the title to an aged, has-been Hulk Hogan to bury Goldberg, Nash and the WCW World title, respectively.
 
2) No Limit Soldiers/KISS Demon - Just a colossal waste of money and a sign that WCW had no idea what fans wanted and the braintrust had no one there to say, "Wow, this is a bad idea!"
 
3) StarrCade '97/Super Brawl '98 (I forget the Roman numeral) - WCW's relative reluctance to put the world championship on arguably the #1 babyface in the company (with Goldberg being the potential wild card). They make the initial title switch to Sting "controversial" with the immortal fast-count, and then put the title right back on Hogan a few months later after a lackluster Sting title reign.
 
4) Mistreatment of Bret Hart - Granted, it's possible he lost some of his star power by the time he came to WCW in late 1997, but WCW seemingly had no idea what to do with him (I assume backstage politics were involved). Instead of pushing him to the moon and solidifying him as the top wrestler in the company, he floundered in the US title picture and feuded with Flair and DDP for the better part of two years.
 
5) Vince Russo/Ed Ferrara - WCW was a sinking ship by this point, but they shoveled the dirt onto the casket with their inane storylines and David Arquette's title run.
 
 
That's my two cents, but I'd love to hear what you and anyone else thinks too. Thanks and the recent reviews of the WWE 24/7 content have been great."


Yeah, WWE 24/7 has been a godsend as far as making me not be sick of wrestling anymore. 

Anyway, #2 was more of an example of WCW's stupidty rather than a direct factor in the death of the company.  The success or failure of the No Limit Soldiers wasn't going to make or break the promotion either way, so it was stupid, but not at the high level of other WCW stupidity.  Vince Russo basically put a bullet in the brain of a dying cancer patient, but he wasn't directly responsible either.  By the time they got him, it was too late to save themselves no matter what he did, so you can even kind of give him a pass. 

#1, no question was the perceived turning point of the company and the point of no return.  It showed once and for all how completely out of touch with the audience they were, and there was no saving them from there. 

#3 was a hard-learned lesson on WCW's part.  They understood that the money was in the chase and buildup, but didn't understand that once you had Sting doing stuff again, you couldn't put the genie back in the bottle.  Fans got the blowoff and then they didn't know how to go from there, so Sting bombed as champion.  The key, which Hogan knew all too well, was that Sting needed to crush him and then Hogan needed to go away so that Sting would be left as the top star of the show.  Instead we got a repeat of Ultimate Warrior's fate, as Sting was "champion" but everyone knew that Hogan was still the guy who the show was built around. 

#4 was indeed the biggest wasted opportunity in a series of them.  Bret could have been the guy to be the next Sting, the one who picked up the superhero torch and was next in line to challenge Hogan and reignite the chase, but as noted they had no idea what to do with him. 

Another biggie was Ready To Rumble, silly as it sounds.  You don't that Vince McMahon would kill his own mother for a wide-released, heavily budgeted movie about his promotion, backed by Warner Brothers?  At the very least, Vince promotes the shit out of his crappy wrestler vehicles and makes sure that Kane and Cena look like SUPERMEN when they're portrayed in movie form.  What did WCW do?  Allowed their properties to look like a bunch of jackasses and made wrestling fans look like drooling retards, or worse, David Arquette.