My name is Paul Meloun and I am a long time reader and buyer of your books.
I’m also an independent wrestler. I did the 1000 dollar try-out clinic at FCW this past summer with no luck.
Apparently, I suck at most everything but talking.
I’ve a 126 figure assortment of Star Wars figures I need to shed myself of ASAP.
Please find it in your heart to pass this collection of mint figures off to the readers of your blog.
In return, I will dedicate one of my next matches to you, film it, and tell the world of your kindness.
Thank you,
Paul Meloun
aka Paul Warfield

I am a pretty great guy.