Hey Scott, I recently got a gig at the Examiner. Usually I wouldn't bother, but I just lost my teaching job and could use the extra cash, so would you mind pimping - http://www.examiner.com/x-14674-New-York-Pro-Wrestling and seeing if you can help get me some hits and followers? Thanks a ton if you can. Also, somewhere soon I'd like to work out an interview with you on wrestling in general, as well as follow ups whenever you have a book or anything else to promote.Thanks for the time.
Consider yourself pimped.
Man, I could go for a bucket of KFC chicken round about now…
Every time I sell anything for a profit on ebay now, I will expect Michael Cole to pop up randomly and yell “It’s the art of the deal!” over and over again.
Someone actually paid you to write that?
Wow.