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Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Jesus F’ing Christ, Kate is the biggest buzzkill in the world.  She can ruin ANY situation just by showing up.  The Lost creators are many things, but they are not stupid and they have to know how much the fanbase hates her at this point.  I’m just hoping that they pull the trigger and finally kill her off so she can wallow in her own damn misery and let Sawyer and Juliet live their lives in peace. 

And poor Richard.  Dude’s like 400 years old and even he’s getting confused by the shit that’s going on around him. 

The finale next week is going to be MIND-BLOWING, I’ll bet. 

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The SmarK DVD Rant for Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

The SmarK DVD Rant for Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Now if there's one thing you often hear about Seth MacFarlane, it's that he's far too shy about promoting himself and really needs to release more material and get his name out there. C'mon, Seth, only three ongoing series with your name on them? You can't be the next Jerry Bruckheimer without some AMBITION! Anyway, scathing sarcasm aside, Seth makes buckets of money off Family Guy but I guess needed another creative outlet to get all the manatee jokes out of his system or something. So if you think the show is bogged down too much with plot and would rather just watch 50 minutes of the random cutaway gags, this is the perfect DVD for you.

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