Victory!

Finally, after the trip to the ER and trying a few things listed on the blog, the combination of Excedrin Tension Headache (my new favorite pain reliever ever!) plus bottles of Gatorade plus mellowing out with the Greatest Wrestling Stars of the 80s DVD set have all combined to destroy the evil forces of the flu virus, and I was actually bursting with energy at work today and sold a zillion electric kettles for some weird reason as a result.  I can’t explain the powers I wield sometimes, I just use them for the profit of much larger companies.  Anyway, to celebrate my newfound health and welfare, more WarGames are coming later tonight!

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Comment by Charlie
2008-07-17 21:50:49

You do know that Excedrin Tension pills are just Tylonol with a cup of coffee’s worth of Caffeine, right?

I hate coffee but I try to take any medicine with it.

 
Comment by i equal ratings
2008-07-17 23:04:15

Yeah, I love excedrin tension… As a fellow salesman I am surprised this the first time you have taken it. It is a staple among our kind. Also, I don’t know if you heard, but Jake Roberts is recapping raw on his myspace page now and its pretty damn good…

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=131113609&blogID=415168165

 
Comment by chaos_disorder
2008-07-18 13:09:39

Congrats on discovering Excedrin Tension. I take nothing else now. It might be just Tylenol with extra caffeine, but that added caffeine will knock out some beastly headaches.

 
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