Awesome
http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/breakingnewz7.html
As anyone knows, the way to win my heart is making Mirror Universe jokes and pointing out that Samoans have hard heads. Plus the HHH v. the entire tag division and a TANK thing is probably closer to the truth than the WWE would let on. Hilarious stuff.
“Wrestlemania will close with a feel-good moment not seen since the dead guy they exploited and the dead guy they erased shared a hug 4 years ago”
Possibly one of the best things ever written…
John Cena vs. Adult Illiteracy sounds like the set-up to one of those network-produced PSAs (”the more you know…”. For some reason, this one had me laughing out loud. Perhaps if Cena vs. Adult Illiteracy did take place, Dyslexia could do a run-in and cause the DQ (or should that be QD?) for yet another Cena win and a set-up for the next PPV.
Funny enough (with a hint of truth)…but FYI, DGTE is still mentioned in the title histories.
The HHH one was waaaaaay out of line. The tank obviously won’t be a real tank, it’ll be some giant, roided freak named Tank. Otherwise, spot on.
Tank Abbott maybe?
I laughed hardest at the Hall of Fame Induction, because you know the WWE would actually go to that length before inducting Savage and Warrior. (I am surprised though that the one celebrity induction that would have made sense, Mr. T., hasn’t been announced as of yet. I mean, he has to be better than Pete Rose and William Perry, right?).
What a night of crazy upsets in UFC. Rua losses to Griffin? Chuck to Jardine?
Anyone else catch the ufc ppv?
I thought the Liddel fight could go either way. It was too much dancing around, no action, I figured they’d give it to him.