Archive for September 2nd, 2007

Your rant of the day

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

Just had to get something off my chest:  I fucking hate those Visa commercials.  HATE THEM.  You know, the ones where all the mechanized sheep are paying for fast food with their Visa and someone’s trying to use cash so everyone else ostracizes them and acts like they’re an idiot?  Well no fucking wonder North America is in so much debt if this is the kind of message that they’re trying to send out.  “Taking five seconds to pay within your means is rude and insensitive, so just go deeper into debt instead”.  And who pays for a TACO with a credit card?  That’s the REAL asshole here.  Good on the people paying cash!  If the opinions of a bunch of people in a food court matter one lick to you, you can fucking die anyway.  And if some kid behind the counter in the food court was rolling his eyes at me because I don’t have a Visa, I probably wouldn’t want to eat there. 

Here in Canada that ad wouldn’t even fly, because no one even uses cash anymore, it’s all debit cards, which are just as fast as credit cards if you’re the impatient type. 

A tribute to Eugene

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

Jobbing to Ernest Miller on Thunder in 1998.  Now THAT’S rock bottom.  Who would have thought that playing a retard would be a step up?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1pj03_eugene-in-wcw-vs-ernest-miller_sport

Maple Leaf Wrestling!

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

The SmarK 24/7 Rant for Maple Leaf Gardens – September 22 1985

- Taped from Toronto, ON

- Your hosts are Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura. (more…)

One down…more to go…

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

So CM Punk finally stops choking and wins the damn ECW title at a house show, confirming that they were only willing to put the belt on him once everyone else was either dead or suspended for drugs.  That’s gotta be reassuring for him.  At least we can be fairly sure that he’s not doing anything but COMPETITION.  Do they test for that?  I’m sure Umaga will be dropping his title any day now as well, so if you know any really gullible bookies, bet on his opponents. 

Also, Eugene is fired in a move that’s not terribly shocking.  This is one case where TNA can totally use him and probably reinvent him as well as an evil genius or something. 

Funny, but wrong.

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

Mostly wrong.  Very, very wrong.  Warning:  Not work-safe.

http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/twfhell.html