Archive for July, 2007

Wrestling Generations

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

An interesting quasi-column e-mailed to me by a reader, so here it is.  I’ve never thought about the subject in this matter, actually, although everything in wrestling IS cyclical and repeating, so it makes sense.

 

Hey Scott, I’ve been reading the book “Generations” by
William Strauss and Neil Howe. You’ve probably heard
of it. Anyways, I decided to take a look wrestling
history and break it down by generations (based on the
birth year of the current champion).

The WWWF/WWF/WWE has basically had 3 generations of
wrestlers:

The SILENT Era (1963-1977)
Bruno Sammartino, Pedro Morales

The BOOM Era (1977-1996)
Billy Graham, Bob Backlund, Hulk Hogan, Andre the
Giant, Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, and
Diesel

The X Era (1996-present)
Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, Steve Austin, The Rock,
Mick Foley, Triple H, The Big Show, Kurt Angle, Chris
Jericho, Brock Lesnar, Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, and
Chris Benoit

The Boom Era started on April 30, 1977 when Boomer
Billy Graham defeated Silent Bruno Sammartino for the
WWWF Title. Two years later, the WWWF became the WWF.
The Boom Era ended on March 31, 1996 when Xer Shawn
Michaels defeated Boomer Bret Hart for the WWF Title.
Six years later, the WWF became the WWE.

The first Xer to hold the WWF title was Undertaker,
who won it from Hulk Hogan on Nov 21, 1991. The last
Boomer to hold the title (besides Vince McMahon and
Hogan’s nostalgia run in 2002) was Bret Hart, who lost
the title to Shawn Michaels again on Nov. 9, 1997.
During that six-year period, the main event was
dominated by both aging boomers (Hogan, Flair, Savage,
Bret, Diesel, Sid) and rising Xers (Undertaker,
Yokozuna, Michaels, Austin). This six-year period,
which started with Undertaker striking a death blow to
Hulkamania and ended with Bret’s infamous farewell
match in Montreal, also happened to be a transitional
period for the WWF, as Hogan’s 80s boom era was over
but Austin’s Attitude generation had not yet taken
over.

Just for kicks, I also decided to take a look at the
NWA/WCW title history, which had 5 generations of
wrestlers:

The MISSIONARY Era (1904-1915)
George Hackenschmidt

The LOST Era (1915-1935)
Ed “Strangler” Lewis

The G.I. Era (1935-1966)
Lou Thesz, Pat O’Connor

The SILENT Era (1966-1975)
Dory Funk Jr., Jack Brisco

The BOOM Era (1975-2000)
Terry Funk, Harley Race, Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair,
Sting, Lex Luger, Vader, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage,
DDP, Kevin Nash, and Sid

Two things about the NWA/WCW:

1. Just like the U.S. presidency, the G.I. generation
dominated the NWA for a long time (31 years), while
the Silents had control for only 9 years before the
Boomers (Funk, Race and Rhodes) took over.

2. The Boomer Era never really ended in WCW, and, as
everybody most likely knows, this is one of the main
reasons the company went under. Instead of retiring
when the WWF began shifting to Xers in the mid-90s,
all the Boomers just jumped over to WCW and continued
to dominate the main event for the remainder of the
decade. By the time the ship was obviously sinking in
2000, most of the Boomers had bailed out, but by then
most of the rising Xers had already gone over to WWF
(a situation you’ve written plenty about). I guess
you could say WCW had a transitional period which
began on July 6, 1998, when Xer Goldberg defeated (who
else?) Hogan, and ended on March 26, 2001 on the last
Monday Nitro. During the company’s sad last year of
existence, the title was tossed around between aging
Boomers (Sid, DDP, Flair, Nash) and aging or mediocre
or non-wrestling Xers (Jeff Jarrett, Booker T, Scott
Steiner, Vince Russo, and David Arquette). WCW had
plenty of top-line Xer talent (Austin, Undertaker,
HHH, Foley, Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero), and watched
all of it depart to WWF between 1990 and 2000.

According to Strauss & Howe’s theory, there are 4
basic generational types which repeat every cycle (80
or 90 years). Life always seems to be particularly
hard on Reactive generations (the last of which is
Generation X). S&H talk about how first-wave Gen-Xers
were known for having the lowest test scores and
highest crime and drug-use rates of any group in
modern U.S. history. By my count, 23 wrestlers have
wrestled in at least one singles match on a WWE ppv
and died before the age of 50. Of those 23, twelve
were born between 1961 and 1967 (first-wave Xers).

Sorry about the monumental size of this email, but I
thought that this might be interesting to you, even if
none of it is particularly shocking.

Take care.

Big Brother 8

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

So after Joe puts the “gone” in gonorrhea, Evil Dick wins HOH and truly starts living up to his name, playing the game with gusto and balls instead of trying to suck up and make lame alliances with vapid pretty boys like Kail’s been doing. In the long run Dick’s type of strategy likely won’t work because it’s just drawing attention to yourself as a threat, but I think at this point Dick’s main goal is to have his daughter win the game, which is always nice to see.
Eric and his eyebrow bug me. It’s too close to Billy and his eyebrow from Melrose Place. He’s a nice enough guy and provides entertainment in the house, something sorely lacking with a lot of the dull-as-dishwater people this year, but the “America’s Player” gimmick has the potential to burn out REALLY fast.
And Nick listing his top five “Men I’d go gay for, if I was gay” and then trying to go hit on Daniele…uh, yeah, way to salvage your testicles there, big guy. Sure, Brad Pitt was cool in Fight Club, but I wouldn’t wanna gay him up or anything. Know where to draw the line!
The chicks whining about the slop should shut the hell up. From the looks of them they probably run and purge while the feeds are dark anyway. Whining is not entertainment! Jen annoying the world is entertaining! Learn the difference.
Good show this year thus far.

Tag Teams of the 80s (Part 1)

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

A random rant feature some obscure (and not so obscure) tag team matches from the 80s. Enjoy.

Princess’ Tag Team Rant

MX v. Fantastics

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

“Just something a little something to lighten the mood due to the current state of wrestling, a little Midnight Express greatness. Complete with their entrance, badass red outfits and a Stan Lane intro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukLJkTxU_cU&mode=related&search=
Since wrestling is so down right now, you should do some sort of rant on things about wrestling that make you feel good. Great matches, moments, etc. Just a suggestion.”

Ah, the MX v. Fantastics series, now there was some cool stuff.  I should point out, however, that the FULL and UNCUT Bash 88 PPV was on 24/7 this month, and luckily I recorded it and have it on my pile of stuff to do.  And the uncut Bash 90 debuts next week!  Hello, WWE, I have a JOB and stuff, geez. 

And really, almost everything on 24/7 is enough to make me feel good.  Even “Hulkamania Forever,” which I should get around to reviewing one of these days.  There’s almost too much awesome content there to fully take in when you have to work full-time. 

But YouTube is good too, no doubt.

You knew this was coming

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Apparently the next TNA PPV is going to be Joe v. Angle part seven million, this time with every title in the company on the line.  Plus one that’s not even a real belt!  They should just have Joe go steal some old WCW TV belt from the garbage like Jim Duggan did and defend that, too, because it’s just as valid as Angle carrying the IWGP title around. 

Anyway, I don’t know who they think they’re kidding here, but this feud is beyond tired and they already peaked 8 months ago as far as casual interest with it.  It’s too little too late as far as making Joe a big star if he beats Angle now, because you only get that one chance to pull the trigger before fans start seeing someone as Just Another Guy and they blew it with Joe.  Not to mention that having Joe crush a perfectly good X Division champion just to have another belt to cart around was exactly the kind of short-sighted thing that Vince Russo made his name on.  And hey, the tag titles on the line in a singles match, gotta love that. 

Stupid, stupid, stupid. 

Well, someone had to cash in…

Friday, July 20th, 2007

…so it might as well be me.

Still working out the details, but I’m doing a fifth book for Kensington Publishing, about the so-called Hart Family Curse, which will of course heavily feature Chris Benoit.  I’ve been wanting to do something on the death rate in wrestling for quite a while, and I knew I had to jump on the chance to do something on Benoit while the iron was hot, so this should give me plenty of opportunity to rant.  The format is probably going to run along the same lines as Buzz on Pro Wrestling, with a series of essays rather than a month-by-month timeline like the last few books, but I’ll work that stuff out as I get into writing it. 

More details as they become available! 

World Championship Wrestling

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

The SmarK 24/7 Rant for World Championship Wrestling - November 2 1985

- Unfortunately taking a week’s vacation meant no 24/7 for a week, leaving me with withdrawal. Some NWA should clear that right up!

(more…)

Bet the media’s gonna jump on this one…

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

“Former ECW tag champ found dead today

by Dave Meltzer

Dave@wrestlingobserver.com
John Kronus was found dead today at his apartment in New Hampshire. At this point, no other details are available.
Kronus & Perry Saturn, as The Eliminators, were pushed by Paul Heyman as “The Best Tag Team in the World,” during much of 1996 and 1997, as multiple-time ECW tag champions. New Jack & Kronus also held the title.”

 

Now, I know that he never worked for WWE and he was a walking disaster waiting to happen for years, but this does not look good for Vince to have yet ANOTHER wrestler drop dead during the media storm surrounding Benoit.  Probably the only thing worse for them would be for an actual contracted wrestler to die under their watch, but you can bet that hard-hitting journalists like Nancy Grace won’t need much prompting to lump Kronus in with guys like Johnny Grunge. 

In short, this was not what wrestling needed right now. 

I-Generation

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

“I bought a $1 DVD at Wal-mart of a ppv from about 2002 with Curt Hennig vs. Dennis Rodman from Australia. I swear I remember you reviewing it, though I couldn’t find it online. Could you repost this, or point me in the right direction?”

 

The SK Rant for I-Generation Wrestling

From da Meltz…

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

“Edge has a torn pectoral muscle from taking a bad bump during the Mardi Gras angle on the Smackdown show that aired on Friday. He is out for an undetermined length of time, depending upon whether he goes in for surgery and just tries to have it heal from rehab. He was particularly bummed over the timing of the injury because the plan was a long reign as champion and top star on the brand.
The plan as of yesterday, which still could be changed today, was for a Battle Royal to determine the new champion. The winner of the Battle Royal will make their first title defense on Sunday’s Great American Bash in San Jose.”

Man, that belt is like a death sentence.  I really hope they don’t slot Great Khali or Mark Henry in there.  I think it’ll be Batista, he’s pretty much earned that title again.